The Adventures and Misadventures of a Neer Do Well Artist Living in Baltimore.
I am a visual artist and writer living in Baltimore. I don't have any artist friends. Frankly, artists scare me, there so darn flaky. The above picture is either of me or proof that I'm a pretty decent artist. My goal is to be a self sufficient artist, whereas I wouldn't have to do something else in the day in order to eke out an existence. I also like to attend various cultural events around town. I go to plays, the symphony, etc. Also, I have Asperger's Syndrome. I found this out recently and it has explained a heck of a lot as to why I am as I am.
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
After I came back from the laundromat the most scariest thing happened to me. I accidently locked my bathroom door shut with no one inside to open the door. You see I have the type of bathroom door that has one of those knobs where you can click it shut on the knob.
I began to have scary visions of never being able to use my bathroom again. I imagined a life of using gas station rest rooms and frequent clandestine visits to use YMCA showers. My hands were shaking were shaking like a leaf as I tried frantically to figure out a way to open the door. I could not live my life finding places to use the bathroom.
Then I thought back to an incident in my childhood when I accidently locked a bedroom door from the inside out. The bedroom door in that particular situation also had a knob that you could click open or shut on the knob. The solution was crystal clear. All I had to do was loosen the screw on the door with a butter knife like I did as a kid. Surprisingly this worked out well. The only reason I am including this entry is in case I accidently lock my bathroom door again and can not figure out how to reopen it.
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