Kyrie, Word and Music by Richard Page, Steve George, and John Lang, @1984 Warner Tamerline Publishing Corp. & Enteten Music

<<>> These were just transcribed quick impressions I jotted down before I went off to bed. I thought I’d be experiment with being avante garde.

I went to bed early around eleven. I ate orange chicken at the Gallery, The Gallery is an upscale mall near Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. The orange chicken sauce was all gooey. I got home and took Pepto Bismol to calm my stomach. I had trouble closing my umbrella.

At work I ate Cocoa Puffs and an Oriole Cookie ice cream cake. The cake was for my coworker, Mellissa’s birthday. Yep, she really does spell her name that way. Mellissa is a very goth looking chick. She’s tall, skinny, long wavy red hair, glasses and only wears black or grey. Since I like to listen to the Don and Mike Show I’ll say that the celebrity she most resembles is a tall red haired version of former MTV host, Kennedy. The day before it was Sandra’s birthday. So for her special day we were treated to a double chocolate cake. Sandra has been out for several months because she had a heart attack. The celebrity Sandra most resembles is Oprah Winfrey.

As you can see I was stuffed with free cake two days in a freakin’ row! I am so afraid to weigh myself!!! Damn these birthdays!!!