I watched the Academy Awards last night with overwhelming glee. It was a clean sweep for one of my all time favorite movie trilogies, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. The movie picked up awards in all 11 categories they were nominated in. Way to go Peter Jackson! I have to say that even though I absolutely love PJ’s movie, I have the feeling that if he wasn’t a movie director he’d own a comic book shop. He just has this overwhelming geeky look to him.

I have to admit that I was a little saddened that Johnny Depp was beat out of the best actor award by that noted psycho, Sean Penn. I know it’s been years since Penn has snapped and pummeled a photographer. I’m sure that one of these days he’ll snap especially with his new found Oscar popularity.

On the Oscar fashion front it seemed like all of the actresses were wearing white or pale colors last night.

My favorite dress of the evening was Renee Zellweger’s. I loved the simple elegance of her dress. It was almost as if Renee asked herself, what would Barbie wear?

The worst dress was Uma Thurman’s. It’s kind of hard for me to describe it. It looked lacy, had what appeared to be a gold vest attached or were those suspenders? Whatever she had on it didn't look right. This woman used to be a model. She ought to know better.

Overall, I enjoyed watching the glamour and pageantry of the awards show. Also, I'm on a cloud nine because my movie won Best Picture and Director. Hobbits Rule!!!!